WARNING! There has been a zombie outbreak in Jefferson City. Do you feel like a zombie in your old car? Embarrassed to be seen driving around town? Monthly payments sucking the life out of you? You may be DRIVING DEAD! AHHHH!
This is Jason Farris from Farris Motor Company, we’ve got the cure.
This week, all you need is $13 down to drive alive in a nicer, newer ride today! Why drive a car that rots your brain when you can drive a car that’s not a pain? Put just $13 down and feel alive in a nicer, newer ride.
Plus, My “For The People™ Credit Approval Process” could bring you back to life and get you a nicer, newer car so fast—it’s scary! Even if bad credit has held you back in the past, we won’t let it stop us from trying to get you the best deal.
I’m saving residents from Driving Dead. So trade in your terrifying old ride, bring in $13 to put down, and you could drive home TODAY! I believe everyone deserves to drive a nicer, newer car, and this week it only takes $13 down.
But hurry! This offer ends midnight on October 31st or once we’ve revived 79 drivers with a nicer, newer car.
My name is Jason Farris and I’m A Dealer FOR The People!
Just give us a call at (888) 848-7995 or type in your information below and we’ll get in touch with you.
*Requires bank approval. Offers may not combine. Vehicle purchase price affects actual discount.